HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Woooohooooooooo
So many bet I wouldn't make 19
Got them beat by 10 today
Gotta celebrate
First gotta bottle of MD 20/20
To relive the good old days........
If I was drinking MD20/20 how good were they?
They were great....

I think it's time for a B-day story
8 years ago today myself and two friends
shared the same B-day (well one was 2 days later)
We vowed to go drinking till one of us passed out (brilliant I know)
Now myself and Rich were probably 200-220 lbs
Swain however was maybe 120 soaking wet (he is about 1in. to tall to be a midget)
Anyway we were in Boonville CA.
Good town for a B-day Bash
Breweries and bars all over
And we could walk the 2 blocks sober no problem

So.. we end up at the Timber bar (redneck logger bar)
We drink.....
and drink........
and drink...........
Swain passes smooth out.....
We start home (not before swain tries to feed his hand to
a 150lb German Shepard in some dudes truck outside)
We walk....
and walk.....
Then Swain stops in the middle of the street
a four way intersection even....
Cars honking........
Drunkards laughing.......
Rich running to see whats wrong.....
WAIT!!! he is pis.......................

Rich ends up with a little moonlight shower
In the middle of a fourway stop light
Sorry folks once he starts we cant turn it off

Revenge came 30 mins later when we finaly got inside the fence
Rich decided to beat up the Hindu Apu working for Swain
Because of what had happened
(I never liked the guy anyway so I figured Fuckit)

Ah yes the good old days......
What kinda stupid shit shall I get into tonight?......
Wait I'm married....
Well maybe just once more for the good ol days.....

Anyway Richie, Swain, I toast one for you two tonight.


"For a dime a day,
and a place to stay,
she turned those hands to labor"
TVZ